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Gwenom and Spider-Gwen!

worldsworstfather

instead of saying “i want to kill myself” whenever something bad happens to me as a result of circumstances beyond my control i’ve started saying “i’m going to kill god” and it’s honestly done wonders for my self-esteem

do the spiderverse kids all have. slightly different meme cultures

miles: look I can fit my whole fist in my mouth

gwen: freaky flexing. but alright

miles:

miles, through his fist: I’m sorry what did you just say

open rp

villneuve

Hey can I get seven large cokes and a bbq sauce

is pepsi ok

villneuve

‘i guess’ i said sulking, my amber hued orbs peering down because of gravity

‘ok.’ i hand you seven large cokes and a pepsi

marshmallowviscera

people talkin like “I thought this was supposed to be the future where are my flying cars”

yall do know that surgeons recently 3D printed a new skull for a woman and that we have machines who learn and recognize themselves in mirrors and recently we found a galaxy that SHOULDN’T EXIST

like

fuck flying cars, guys

sleepygirl586

mic drop

A galaxy that what

Best man on the job.

postgradfiles

Oh, in a perfect world.

shotofpatr0n

Can I get an AMEN!?

Cute Girl of the Day is Nicole Byer!

Hell yea!

pochowek:
“ Went on a little rant today (:
”

Went on a little rant today (:

mioinne:
“ TELL US WHY YOU’RE CLOSED. WHY ARE YOU CLOSING YOUR DOORS. WHY ARE YOU LOCKING YOUR DOORS TO THE PUBLIC. TELL US THE REASON. WHY.
”
mioinne

TELL US WHY YOU’RE CLOSED. WHY ARE YOU CLOSING YOUR DOORS. WHY ARE YOU LOCKING YOUR DOORS TO THE PUBLIC. TELL US THE REASON. WHY.

*deep sigh* i wish some distant relative of mine would leave me an old farm in their will so i could fuck off to the countryside and save the harvest goddess

faebee:
“roses are red, tomatoes are sweet, HE BOOTS TOO BIG FOR HE GOT DAMN FEET
”
faebee

roses are red, tomatoes are sweet, HE BOOTS TOO BIG FOR HE GOT DAMN FEET

A “Trump presidency” is nothing new.  If we don’t know our history, we’re destined to repeat it.

Facts

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